Monday, September 21, 2015

Cloudy Days versus Sunny Days

                                        CLOUDY DAYS ARE HAPPY DAYS ! 
                     HOUSE WARMING IS PASSE; IT IS HOUSE CHILLING !

There is a painting in my elder daughter’s room which states: “I have got sunshine on a cloudy day”. I have always thought how we in Southern India got to believe that kind of a statement and repeat it in our daily conversations and writings. Largely it is a western thought as they live in a cold and wet weather condition most part of the year. So they jump up in joy when sun shines through ! Even when it shines say in Europe it is for brief periods and hence the excitement. In southern India there being no winter worth calling ‘winter’ and the sun god bearing down, accompanied by the goddess of humidity working full time, sunshine is ( for me surely) a bodily terrible thing and spiritually so taxing that on a bright Sunday morning I feel closed curtains and goggles is the way I wish to stay even at home

Thus, having been born in Keralam I always looked forward to onset of South West Monsoon and the seemingly endless downpour. At the peak of those rainy days there would be a couple of weeks when it gets pitch dark at even noon time when the sun would be lost completely to blue-grey rain laden clouds. That is lovely and almost like paradise. A bucket-to-one-drop kind of blessing from above !

As a young school going boy, I always regretted the passing of Monsoon and the arrival of blazing sun until North East Monsoon. However this second monsoon is always for lightening fireworks and thunder like hydrogen bombs going off, with a few coconut trees catching fire and burning like some north Indian Diwali madness. The much sought after dark days are there, surely, but not to my satisfaction. Complete darkness at noon where one can light a few candles and have candle light lunch is reserved for for the glorious south-west-monsoon.

During summer which is 90 % of the year in my beloved Keralam, the sun is so bright that even the setting sun can tan ones skin and bring down rivulets of perspiration from head to toe. A self-administered shower, at the family well, by drawing bucketfuls of water by rope and pulley and poring down on one’s head generally cooled one’s body a little bit for about quarter of an hour. With such sunshine, on non-cloudy days I usually prayed at night for torrential rain; and sometimes when my prayers went unanswered, I gave in to fantasy and told myself that the ceiling fan's swish was light rain in progress and heavy downpour was on its way. However the pitter-patter of heavy rain drops on my ancestral home’s Mangalore tiled roof would be missing and such disappointments were enough to send one into a half-coma like sleep. AND THEN, the cruel sun would come up on the horizon oozing blood and orange juice and one would get fed up of sleep and rise and grumble for another blindingly bright and sweaty day ! Sunshine ? No thanks ! A dark and cloudy day any time. If goddess of rain pleases to bless by torrential rain, then so much the better.Bangalore days, after retirement is not as good, but is manageable, with lots of lightly cloudy days, with or without light showers that last for a maximum of half hour.

After Keralam, life shifted to Assam in the north east. Finally one could experience ‘winter’. Not severe but quite cold for a south Indian. Summer was hot but humidity was within decent levels; greenery all over, just like Keralam but no coconut trees and many trees and shrubs known to one were missing. Flowers -- chrysanthemums,Roses, Marigolds and many others bloomed in sizes unseen in Keralam. They were huge in sizes and even deeper in their colours, but with less fragrance.Curry leaves grew wild and were the size of tea leaves almost, but one had to use triple the quantity of Kerala variety in curries to get some aroma. Most importantly, SUN behaved itself during winter and clouds and frequent rains beat ‘him’ and made ‘him’ behave. Even summer did not allow sun to horrify God's people on earth.

Bombay appeared in life next.Or I appeared in Mumbai. Humidity always hits the nineties. Some happy dark days were there. Floods and general disruption of daily routine was on the mind during monsoon. On other days sun doused my joy de vivre. Sometimes one wished why nobody invented a huge goggle to fix in top of the city so that the nasty sun would look like the comedian Mahmood in old Bollywood movies from morning till sunset….fantasy caused by very bright sunlight !!

Then life shifted to New Delhi. New or old Delhi, the sun roasted one and all. Poor street vendors and general public particularly. Humidity being too low, the dry heat and dry wind laden with sand from the Thar desert sucked the blood out of every one. Though winter gave the residents another wallop. with bitterly cold  and wind but one felt good in one way that the sun’s criminal behavior was not to be suffered for some months. Dark winter mornings, early nightfall and woollies made one feel the temporary win against the SUN.

Welcome to Yemen....on the RED SEA. Mild hospitable people mild mannered Arabs.. Quite green, but not like Assam nor Keralam. All their vegetables and Qath ( for chewing to get a high) are locally grown. Very few big trees; fairly fertile. Mostly shrubs on roadsides. Taiz is at an altitude of 3600 ft above sea level. Salubrious climate. Houses do not need even fans. Capital Sanaa is 8000 ft. Sun dare not blaze down on Yemen. Rains are often, but light and short.Never any Dark days but plenty of Grey days. One can make do with that.

Finally to the Gulf…Dubai; twenty three years; Desert; the sun ruled in that region like a merciless and murferous devil; thirst; cataract in early age; changing of sweat-soaked dresses twice a day ( or thrice, sometimes). Air conditioners everywhere including in covered bus stops. Light winter from November till end February gave some  respite from the terrible sun which punishes both rich and poor alike. Temperatures hit 50 degree Celsius often in summer; construction workers suffered most the heartless sun’s fury; many fainted on daily basis. The authorities experimented cloud seeding in summer. In my experience all it produced was a glorious dark noon ( that was paradise) for a few hours and just one thunder and a few table spoons of rain. For a fan of darkness throughout the day for a few weeks continuously,that was like someone waking me up at midnight to hear: “ there is no supper tonight, so go back to sleep”.

So when my daughter comes back in a few months from Japan I am planning to put up a painting which will say: “ I HAVE GOT A PITCH DARK CLOUDY DAY ( THANK GOD) ON AN OTHERWISE CRUELLY BRIGHT SUNNY DAY”. Instead of an orange-yellow blob on top my painting I will have a grey blob with black patches inside it... and my smiling face too.

While on the subject of hot bright sun versus dark cold rainy days ( or just cloudy overcast days), I must also say that in most parts of India, and definitely in Keralam, one must not invite people for their HOUSE WARMING…instead, it is appropriate to say: ‘HOUSE COOLING”.... . WHY WARM a place which is already hot humid and horrible ? House warming is for Europe and other regions.

Wish you a very dark or grey,comfortable, cool and cloudy day.



Saturday, August 22, 2015

ROSSOGOLLA !

I lived in Assam during my entire college education. My father worked in Tezpur. From my college in Gauhati , I used to travel by bus to my parents in Tezpur. On the way I would see steel vessels with those small white globes in syrupy liquid kept safe from flies in glass boxes. Once when the bus stopped for tea, I ventured to ask the roadside seller what that was. He explained in Ohomia some thing. Taking a risk I ordered two of them which I was served in a 'katori'. It was sweet and sour. I then thought " what a wonderful sweet dish". At Tezpur, after that experience I ate Rosogolla often... Most of the time it was sweet and sour !! The reason being the absence of refrigerators in the shops that sold it. Only several months later when I ate freshly made Rosogollas I realized thst it was supposed to be just sweet and not sweet&sour. My stomach was healthy enough then to tolerate the slightly spoilt Rosogollas.

These days I am very pained to see there is a huge controversy raging about its Geographical Identity. Some wants the GI to be Bengal... Yet others are sure it's GI is Odisha. With my sweet experience long ago, I am casting my vote for Assam. I hope my very dear Odiya and Bengali friends will forgive me for my sentiments. May the authorities decide one way or the other before America decides to patent the product....we barely saved the fate of Neem Tree and Bhooth Jolokia, world's hottest chilies from the clutches of patent hungry Yankees.

The snow white, spongy sugar-syrup filled globes are the gift of North East India for the whole world !!